BOYFAILURE

Content descriptions available here.

Dear Diarrhea,

Professor Knolly is back again and this time he looks fucking pissed. I don’t know why he doesn’t give up. I’m not going back to school I’m going to die here in this hotel and I’m going to keep eating takeout forever until they ban me from DoorDasher (again) and then I’ll starve and that’ll be fine because I’m pretty sure grandma wants me dead anyway cause then she’ll get my inheritance money and probably fund some stupid church thing god shit shit now I’m thinking of that hot pastor from the old church mom would take me to he was so annoying and had the dumbest haircut EVER but when he shaved his whole head for charity I’m pretty sure I became virgin mary it’s so fucked up cause I’m pretty sure priests aren’t supposed to hot I think it’s a sin to wear tight pants with MASSIVE HOG and stand in front of a bunch of people desperate not to go to Hell (they’re going to hell). ok I’ll stop here I’m pretty sure Professor Knolcraft is recharging the shock collar which means I’m not getting the good kibble today fml

Professor Knolcraft has one simple task—get Roade Williams, young genius, re-enrolled. Simple enough. It’s not like the guy bites, right?

A 12k word erotic novelette about a strict professor with a puppy harem, a depressed ex-child genius who refuses to go outside, and a dean who probably shouldn’t have forced them together.